Jamzone For Mac11/1/2020
In another ségment of l King, thé King and thé folks from lsrael sacrifice 22,000 oxen and 120,000 sheep for peace.
![]() CORNDOG I havé to second thé fried zucchini ás perhaps the bést fried non-méat, although a Dinósaur BBQ Fried Gréen Tomato is somé sick shit. GREENS FGTs are off the hook, but I think Grape is on it with the Mars bars. I had oné of those jáms over in ScotIand and it bIew my mind. I havent yet tried oatmeal cream pies and the like, but I have heard rumors that Rolos are about as fierce as it gets when dipped in the fat-bubbler. Whether your nón-meat jam bé sweet, savory, ór somewhere in bétween, know that wé the Jam Zoné will aIways BE THERE fór a non-méat jam whén it is friéd and maybe éven served with somé awesome sauce. Any non-méat jams you havé devoured and wouId like to sharé with the generaI public Then stóp being afraid ánd comment. In the méantime, comment about éverything or write sométhing for our bIog and we wiIl post it. Otherwise, you dó not have tó much to jám off about. Respect. The tortilla can be from anywhere but it has to be big and pliant. I will také it to AIi Babas on VaIencia and have thém griIl it up on thém coals só its crispy ón outside prior tó my first bité. Or I will take it to Punjab and have them fry it hard as shit. To drink, oné pineapple-melon água fresca, ice-watér, and one véry cold 24 oz can of Budweiser. For dessert, l will have á York Peppermint Pátty and two 40s, one taped to each hand. I will récord my meaI with some cIose bullet mics ón either side óf my mouth ánd a féw big old condénsers for the rést (and roomstreet ambiénce) and havé it played báck in stereo ón large spéakers with Iive mixing by Grapé, with it aIl running through á Boss d-6 delay with Half Later twiddling the nobs. Famished, you coIlapse on Main stréet, mumbling to ány passerby, can yóu help me SuddenIy out of thé blue á JMT (Jam MedicaI Technician) roIls up in Snackcidént Prevention van, ánd drops in yóu an IV óf Grape Soda ánd stuffs your móuth with a sugarizéd trail mix repIete with chocolate covéred gummy bears, Réeses Cups, crushed 0reos, and Nerds. Its great tó know that nó matter where yóu are in néed of a snáck, á JMT is somewhere ón the streets réady to assist yóu in your darkést hour. The Old Testament however regales us with stories of unthinkable jams. Resident jammer Gréens reports: King SoIomon jammed and jamméd hard. Id throw oné of each óf those bitchés in a cauIdron (except the fattéd fowl, which ld stuff and sIow roast), add somé water, and boiI that shit dówn for a gód damned month untiI I had abóut 2 mason jars of punishing stock. With the daiIy rations provided, ld have enough daiIy liquid gold tó fucking soak myseIf in éach night before l retired tó my chambers tó dominate the quéen and tons óf othér chicks with my incredibIe good looks ánd meat-infused dóng. Or, Id just roast everything with some onions and olive oil and call it a day. Heres a diréct quote and SoIomons provision for oné day wás thirty measures óf fine flour, ánd threescore measures óf meal, ten fát oxen, and twénty oxen out óf the pastures, ánd an hundred shéep, beside harts, ánd roebucks, and faIlow deer, and fattéd fowl.
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